omg knives

I just left the follow-up visit at the ENT to check on my post-surgery progress. I still feel like shit, mostly due to not sleeping well, but I was told, “You actually look a lot better than most people do at this stage.” Thus confirms my theory that I am actually part roach, and no matter what comes in life I can’t be killed.

I was even “doing so well” that I managed to avoid having this thing shoved up my nose:

My hand is there in the photo to show how REALLY FRIGGING BIG THAT THING IS.

Anyway, I’ve been cleared for normal life activities. This means back to the gym, back to becoming an un-pasty white person again, and proper sleep and whatever else it is that I do. Allergy shots start Friday morning, I should be free of the grossness within two months.