Right after I told my friend, “Watch out for that ice,” I slipped on it and crashed landed. One leg went one way, the other leg went the opposite way, and my ankle turned on some third, unfortunate axis.
Though I heard a loud pop, nothing is broken. I have a “tendon pull” or something to that effect. I’m in this gimpy shit called an “Aircast”. I can’t tell if it’s “Aircast” or “AirCast”, because the logo is in all capital letters.
It might have been the first time in my life I’ve felt really old.