a man about town

L now fancies himself a man of leisure, and sits around in his diaper working on his truly formidable moustache.

Initially we told him he looks a bit like Dick Dastardly, of Dastardly and Muttly fame. Failing to procure any TNT or flying machines to fit into character, he grew discouraged and decided instead to heighten his aspirations to even bigger whiskers.

He’s settled on a full blown Wizard of Oz moustache, aligning his countenance with something a little more his size and build. He crawls around the floor with his little adornment, purposely overpronouncing the word “MOO-stache”.

I try to laugh about it and not egg him on, instead telling him that getting a job would take away some of that extra free time he seems to have so much of.